Chuck Woolery would be pissed

I am finding that I am a wimp. I have known this for years. Only when it comes to women. I can't approach a woman and start a conversation. I know thats half the battle. I'm well aware that women can smell confidence from a man or the lack there of. I woul dbe fine if it was cool for a woman to come up and chat me up.

I am afraid of all of the cliche things. What am I supposed to say when I try to talk up a fair maiden? I know I can think of a million things to say and it sounds good to me now but when it comes to the real deal I would think I be a stumbling fool. I am not an ugly fella but not Fabio either and am a bit gun shy about my appearance. I do need a makeover. By makeover I mean simple things like haircut and a few new clothes.

I can see why women like shopping to make themselves feel better. They have amazing curves and lines to highlight. Men have zilch to accentuate. I have never put on a pair of Levi's and thought how great they made my ass look.

I am actually going out next weekend with my pals and see what I can do. I know that I am not looking for a serious relationship but to be able to hang out with a woman and have a good time and possibly sprinkle in some sex.

Thinking this blog may revert back to what it started out as...horndog central. I need to get laid.